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NU-METAL ARTIST GOES VEGETARIAN

by: james t

Go crazy! Jump Up! Choke on these screams! Throw yourself in the pit! Push hard! Eat salad? That’s right, Eat Salad!! Otto Grassi, the main vocalist for the band OTTOMATIC, revealed to be practicing a healthier diet. He shared his habit through a brief inquiry with a fan in town. His statement suggested that broccolis and carrots have “improved bowel movements”, in quote, “I shit better now”. Not sure if anything he said could be implying that he had been having a constipation problem before but it was proven that even being a vegetarian as a hardcore person can change one’s life. He also added that being a vegetarian requires strength and strict control of food consumption, “I don’t drink anything sugary too, milk, dairy, plus all the crap that my mom told me to eat to gain muscles, all that type of bullshit”. In recent appearances of Otto, he seems a lot better and in good shape on account of the strict diet and the replacement of meat into vegetables on his plate. This again proves that a hard-rock-nu-metal artist can be a role model and a beneficial guidance to a healthier lifestyle.
What’s that again mom? I don’t need to hear advice from your favorite 68 year old TV therapist that supports harmful agendas and ideas. I have Otto Grassi now!

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DJ POPROCKS REHABILITATION HOME FUNDRAISING CONCERT : SUCCESS??

by: oliver

On 11th June, steadied at Mindwell Auditorium, a crunk-electronica-psychedelic artist performed a 5-song show to deliver awareness to the cause and attention to the issues of drug addiction, and furthermore, raised an adequate amount of funds for the newly renovated rehabilitation centre, Livy Park Home. DJ POPROCKS, a stage name coupled with the artist, played a variety of original mixed songs to the welcoming audience and also fans of the respected artist. No doubt that DJ POPROCKS is the most established name within the ‘crunktronilic’ community as he gained impressive reviews from the public, admirers, and local charity supporters. However, a slight hitch of perspective emerged from drug-war activists and former drug addicts as they shared that the idea of fundraising concert to show support for the rehabilitation centre is very helpful - but the artist (DJ POPROCKS) performing is absolutely unfit for this particular type of cause as he is, on quote, “promoting the ideal lifestyle of substances consuming, absurdity on living without a purpose along with constant usage of psychedelia motifs and subjects scattering across the themes of his music” . They explored more on the thought “He is a wacky, lame-o intermediate artist with no talent and shoes to scrub that only did this for an immediate boost of his own popularity”. Some had even taken the matter more seriously before the show was scheduled, showing on the fan-letterbox blog, users were not supportive for the show to continue and even suggested a different artist to replace DJ POPROCKS. One of the users said, “istg these wannabe FUCKCULT artists are shitbags throwing their remaining 2 cents and then claim that they’re sooooo much better than everyone else”. The statement is liked 467 times on the forum. Scrolling through the page to the bottom shows only dislikes and despises for the artist. It is also rumored that a few, if not some, comments of showing support have been removed by the original poster. That has not been confirmed, hence, known only as a rumor.

MIKE MACKIE'S UNFORTUNATE ALBUM RELEASE

by: Jennifer Jane Julian

Rock-star? Or Rock-bottom?

An insider has told us a thing or two about Mike Mackie recently. Following his new album's stage debut, the new image of 'crispy indie-rock ballad'- it doesn't seem so bad for this new presentation of "LUCIA DEMENTIA", an album that was briefly announced during his summer 20XX concert a long while ago. Fans of Mackie's were exhilarated and eager to listen to what Mackie had been up and doodling about in the studio. Everyone anticipated for the very best of extraordinary reactions for the newborn album. Released just last week, it definitely exceeded most expectations from fans and music-listeners alike. Some sounds could be criticized as "similar" or "done that before" from his previous albums. Mike Mackie could be described as someone who is not in favor of branching out into music experimentation or genre mixing and that particular criteria of Mike satisfied enough hardcore fans of his. This however, lead to an abundant of biased opinions that generally did not comprise public opinion. Critics bombing the critic forums with honest delicately-crafted unhinged condemnations with profession, general listeners are joining the hatred mob, spitting out a couple, a bundle and a bountiful of thoughts which had been made into several videos on YouTube. Along with this issue Mike Mackie is facing, a rising artist, new on the board, released a new album during the same week as LUCIA DEMENTIA. Two albums on the same week lead to no other than the "favorites competition" by music fans. More people are so sure that this new artist will overshadow Mike Mackie by an easy hand swipe on on the album purchasing site, which is easier for her since the general public seems to like her new album better. No doubt, we heard that she is sponsored and supported by no other than our local biggest "starr". Of course, she can take the cake easily. On the other hand, Mike Mackie? From the observation from last week, luck and stability are not his side. Recent report from Greenwood's music chart, "Be Still Heartbeat" took a fall on Monday, reaching down below Top 40 position. And it seems it will be spiraling until it is no more. Vanished, Gone, Nothing, Nada. We have yet to hear anything from Mike regarding his opinion on this unfortunate comeback and most definitely, the worst one we've seen of him.

event:golden macaroon june 20XX

around 100+ people filled the venue
many acts performed including:
kiwi wings, sinclare, audiosound, sky fry, etc

happy hour with albert

missing star?

the latest 3-acts-gig held at 3point theatre seemed to have garnered much satisfying reviews rather than the late loom lush club event. seems like our "starr" had absolutely smashed the whole managing business down to pieces for this one. but surprisingly, no one had seen starr anywhere on the lot during the event. did he intentionally miss it? or did he hide somewhere in the back and hired strong army men to be his bodyguard that he is so carefully protected during his entire time at the venue? no one had seem to have seen him exiting the building after the show was wrapped too. are we going to be setting a search party for evan starr?